“Too Many Santas” by Maxwell/Miranda/Parsley

Maxwell / Miranda / Parsley have recently shared the video for “Too Many Santas”, the newest single from their recently released holiday album entitled Catskill Christmas. The trio previous released the single for “Going To Get The Tree” as well as the video. The album is out now via Dangerbird Records.

Thinking it a wise investment of time, our three kings spent a few days one summer recording a Christmas EP. They delighted in jingle bells and BBQ, while taking shelter from the usual dark and complicated matter from which their songs usually spring, and frolicked in baubles, holiday weight gain and the loveliest lie ever told. This unsurprisingly became a summer tradition of theirs, and three years later, an album was born in a puff of smoke, under the brightest of stars.

‘Twas the end of the summer
and soon to be fall

When three tipsy minstrels
did hear a faint call

Whistling o’er mountain
and through the dark wood

A whisper of winter
Done blew through the ‘hood

They were several pints low
And searching for merry

Each knee deep in debt
a mortgage to carry

They tried to be cheery
despite the foreboding

But it’s hard for a minstrel
(‘cuz illegal downloading)

Now Miranda was humming
and clearing the dishes

Whilst Parsley was rolling
and rhyming up wishes

Good Maxwell sat fishing
through a wee bowl of candy

When “Screw it!” he chimed
and uncorked the brandy…

Micro-Lebanese/Arkansan Chris Maxwell, once and forever Ludlow St “King of Guitar”, deals his subversive song craft weekly for Bob’s Burgers, far more rarely for we live action mortals, in a Catskill Goat House haunted by Frankenstein & myrrh.

Lucky charm/siren/snow blower & Motor City refugee, Holly Miranda once spent an underage Christmas Eve at the high roller’s table in Vegas with James Caan. Upon running out of Jimmy’s chips and magic dust, they jetted over to catch Styx at Circus Circus.

Has-been French/Italian pop icon Ambrosia Parsley (seven weeks at #1; you can look it up…and suck it) flaunts her hardline 2nd amendment stance collecting Lego superhero weaponry for the coming apocalypse, ranks Vincent Price her favorite rapper.


Maxwell/Miranda/Parsley: Catskill Christmas – TRACKLISTING
Track list
1 – Christmas Lights
2 – Going To Get The Tree
3 – Christmas Time
4 – Too Many Santas
5 – Ho Ho Home
6 – Christmas Aisle
7 – James Caan
8 – Angel Divine
9 – Christmas Mice
10 – A1 Instructional Barbering Plus
11 – Naughty Elf
12 – Holy Redeemer